The Emperor's New Lenses
My first special effects lenses were not something I took lightly. While I do not were a prescription for my eyesight, I did visit an optometrist for a fitting and consultation. I recommend this to all folk considering placing a set of novelty lenses on their eyes.
The profile of the phone dates this image. Truth be told, this was taken with 35mm film. Yes, in my day we used chemically-developed physical film.

"2, 1, 0 der Alarm ist rot. Byss in Not. Cha Cha Cha.
Throneworld Byss calling. Throneworld Byss calling"

I make no apologies for obscurity.